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You want | <---> | You want |
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We need | <---> | I want |
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It's your decision | <---> | The right decision should be obvious by now |
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Do what you want | <---> | You'll pay for this later |
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We need to talk | <---> | I need to complain |
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Sure,... go ahead | <---> | I don't want you to |
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I'm hungry | <---> | (a) Make me something to eat |
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I'm hungry | <---> | (b) Stop what you are doing, scrape together your last $$, and go drive across town and get me something to eat. ... I don't care if what you are doing is important. |
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I'm not upset | <---> | Of course I'm upset, you moron |
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You're,... so manly | <---> | You need a shave and you sweat a lot |
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You're certainly attentive tonight | <---> | Is sex all you ever think about? |
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I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! | <---> | I'm having my period |
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Be romantic, turn out the lights. | <---> | I have flabby thighs |
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This kitchen is so inconvenient | <---> | I want a new house |
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The car is empty | <---> | Go fill it up |
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The trash is full | <---> | Take it out |
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The dog is barking | <---> | Go outside in your underwear and see what is wrong |
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I want new curtains | <---> | and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper |
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I need wedding shoes | <---> | the other 40 pair are the wrong shade of white |
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Hang the picture there | <---> | NO! I mean hang it there! |
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I heard a noise | <---> | I noticed you were almost asleep |
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Do you love me? | <---> | I'm going to ask for something expensive |
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How much do you love me? | <---> | I did something today you're really not going to like |
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I'll be ready in a minute. | <---> | Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. |
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Is my butt fat? | <---> | Tell me I'm beautiful. |
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You have to learn to communicate. | <---> | Just agree with me. |
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Are you listening to me!? | <---> | Too late, you're dead. |
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Do you like this recipe? | <---> | It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it. |
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I'm not yelling! | <---> | Yes, I am yelling, but it's because I think this is important. |
